most embarrassing nicknames for golden retrievers

Funniest Nicknames Golden Retriever Owners Call Their Dogs

No, it’s not just you…

Everybody has embarrassing nicknames for their golden retrievers.

Some are sweet (like Angel Face), while other people channeled their inner third-grader to come up with their pup’s nickname (like Marty McFarty).

In the 2021 Golden Retriever Owners Report we asked people to share what nicknames they call their golden retrievers.

And I’ve got to say — the golden retrieer parents delivered!

Some of these nicknames will crack you up, while others will make you want to grab your golden and snuggle them right away.

Check out the list below!

Golden Retriever Nicknames

AAH WOOOOO…!
Angel Baby Buoy
Angel Face
Arch
Augustapher Goofy Butt
Azzy
Baba
Babezation
Baby
Baby bear
Baby bear cub
Baby boos
Baby boy
Baby Bruno
Baby Doggie
Baby girl
Baby love dog
Baby O
Baby poops
Baby shark
Babydoggo
Badonkadonk
Bailey Bear
Bailey cheeks
Barketron
Barkregaurd
Bean Bean
Bear bear
Beast
Beau beau
Beef
Bells
Belly bells
Betsy momma girl
Bette
Bewwy Button
Bho Bho
Biff
Big honkin baby
Big love
Big Stinky 🙂
Bisky Boo
Bisky Butt
Bitsy pants
Blep Blep
Blondy
Bloomer Britches
Bo-Bo
Bobert
BoBo
Bollie
Bonster
Boo
Boo Bear
Boo Boo
Boobaloo
Boofy
Booger
Booger head
Boonie Baby
Boooooobah
Booty bear
Bootyboy
Bowie butt
Boyo
Brinion
Bro Bro
Brynnie Boo
Bub
Bubba
Bubba
Bubbie
Bubble butt
Bubby
Bubby fluff bear of love
Bubies
Bubs
Bubu
Buckeroo
Bud
Buddy
Buddy and Finny
Buggie
Buggus wuggus
Butt boi
Butt heads
Butters
Butthead

golden retriever nicknames
This is why they earn these names…

Cal
Callie-Allie-Allie
Cantaloupe
Cedar Cedar Pumpkin Eater
Chacha
Char char
Charlie Bean
Cheddar
Cheeky Monkey
Cheese
Cheesy Gordita
Chewster, the Honey Bun
Chicken butt (allergic to chicken)
Chicken Nugget
Chiquitín
Cho cho train
Chonky floof
Chub chub
Chuckles
Chukie
Cinnamon Roll
Cody Bebe
Coo-coo
Cooioooooosieeeeee
Cookie boy
Coopie
Coozi coozi
Corona
Crazy golden bear with the bigooo wiggle butt
Crazy nut
Cru-sniffer
Cuddles
Cutie Patootie
Daisy doo doo
Darbykins
Darling Angle
Deloris
Demon dog
Devil
Dexie Boo
Dexter doodle boy
Dirty Girl
Dobby
Doo doo brains
Doodle butt
Doodle doggie
Doody
Doog
Dud
Dufas
Dumb dumb
Dump Truck
Dunky
Ella Bella
Fart face
Fartie boi
Farty Pants
Fat head
Fat old man
Fat small ball
Fatty
Fedidona
Feetie Peetie
Fennie
Finny
Fishface
Fishy
Flea
Floofie
Floofy
Floofy Baby
Floofy booty
Fluff butt
Fluff pot
Fluffer butt
Fluffy
Fluffy Butt
Flumpkin
Frog Dog
Fun Chunk
Funny Bunny
Gen
Girl
Goin’ to the Loo!
Golden butt
Golden devil
Gomer
Goober
Gooby
Gooey Goose
Goofy Woofy
Googie
Gordie Pordie
Gorgeous George
Graciepotomus
Griffees
Gross dog
Guccchooo
Hairy Monster
Ham Tongue
Hanini
Harley Barley
Harley Bean
Harley Humper
Hbb
His lordship
His name is Marshall. I call him Chicken Marshalla
Hobo
Honey bobo
Honey Boo Boo
Honey Bunch
Honey Bunny
Honey Bunny
I tell him he has a big “wiggler” meaning his butt.
Indy-poo
Itobi
Jabby
Jaxx-ey
Jay Bird Boy (JBB)
Jazzy bear
Jimbyanna
Juicy C
Juju bean
Kiwi Head
Knucklehead
Koshechka (kitty in Russian)
Lady
Lay Lay
Leao
Lei lei the bae bae
Leo Megaton
Leo Peeo
Lil Psycho
Little baby
Little Big man
Little chiken
Little girl
little guy
Little honey biscuit
Little monkeyy
Little poot
Little Toot (She’s a ring-tailed tooter.)
Loaf
Lola Bola
Lola Monster


Lola uchykoochy
LolaBears
Lolita
Lolo
Looch, short for Poochalooch.
Love Buggie
Love Muffin
Lovey Bear!
Lu
Macaroon
Magoo
Mama girl
Marty McFarty
Meandrew
Meemer
Mers
Mic-Berg
Mikitikis Gordititis
Milo mylove
Mo bear
Moglito
Mommas
Momo
Monkey balls
Monkey butt
Monster
Montisserie (rhymes with rotisserie)
Moo Moo
Moose
Moshy Moshy
Mouse Dog
Mr pee pants
Mr Perfect
Mr. Bits
Mr. Butthole
Mr. Riggles
Mr. Snugglesworth
Mr. Stink
Mr. Wise
Mr. Woof Woof
MurphDog
Mush
My Golden Boy
My heart
My little chicken
My Love
My my
Na na
Nakey Buns
Nala
Nashly
Neemers neemers neemers (to the sound of an ambulance siren)
Nevy
No No Nora
Nomeo
Nong Look (it’s Thai)
Noodle
Nuggie Wuggs
Num nuts
Oakey Pokey
Oday
Ole girl
Oodles of Noodles
Oscy
P
Pandu
Panqueque (ate all of the pancakes off the counter once…)
Patata
Paulie
Peanut
Peelies
Pete Zagarene
Pig Pen
Piggy
Piglet
Pin head
Pipes
Pixie dust
Plopsie (literally falls to lay down)
Polly Pickle
Poo poo heads
Pooh
Pooks
Poop
Poop Jerry
Poop Scoop
Poopaloo
Pooper
Pooper or poopy
Pooper scooper
Poopers
Poopie
Poopie bear
Poopie floofie
Poopie Jupe
Poopie noah
Poopie Puppy
Poopsie
Poopski
Poopsleigh
Poopy
Poopy butt
Poopy McGee
Poopy pants
Pooter Pants
Pootie Pootwell
Pop
Poppers
Porgie pants
Potato
Precious Prince
Pretty Boo
Pretty boy
Princess Lady Pooper Pants
Princess Poodle Puff
Princess Pupperina
Princess Sophie
Psycho
Puchu Mellow
Puddles
Pudgsters
Pumpkin butt
Pumpkin Head
Punkin head
Pup pup
Pupette
Pupichurini
Pupperoni
Puppo
Puppy
Puppy boy
Puppy wuppy wuppy woo
Puppylove
Putty
Raybie
Rem Rem
Remy-licious does the dishes
Rhea Roy because he had a bad bought of diarrhea
Rickochett

funny golden retriever nicknames
Clearly not amused at these nicknames.

Riley Roo
Robo
Rocky Head
Roo Bear
Roof mcgoof
Rosie Pa-toesie
Rosie roo
Rubetta
Ruzz
Sadie-Babe
Salami
Samu
Sandy Sand
Scoots-Migue
Scouticus
Scrumptious
Sexy Lexi
Sherbit
Shiboy
Shredder. (She destroys junk mail)
Shugie Boogie
Shushku
Silly sausage
Silly Will
Sir chauncerton dukemariot grand chancellor of cologne
Sir Finnegan
Sir Japerton
Sir Obish Bushybutt
Sirsicals
Smelly
Snackie Jones
Snooch
Snooter
Snorty pig (she grunts really loud when happy)
Snuggle Bear
Snuggle puppy
Soph-a-Dope
Sophie Pophie
Soul lei lei
Sparkie
Spit fire
Squidward
Stanky McFart Face
Stary Star
Stells Bells
Stelly Belly
Stink pig
Stink Pot
Stinker
Stinker Butt
Stinker pot
Stinky
Stinky boy
Stinky butt
Stinky Girl
Stinky Linky
Stinky Peanut
Stinky stelly
Stinky Steve
Sucker
Sugar
Sugar Bear
Sugar plum
Sugar pot pie
Sum Sum the Dum Dum
Sun Bun
Sunny Bunny
Sweet baby angel
Sweet Beets
Sweet cheeks
Sweet face
Sweet pea
Sweet Potato
Sweetheart
Sweetie
Sweetie Pie
Tabasco Toby
Tank
Teddy bear
Tee Tee
The Bookman
The menace
The Taffinator
Theo Beeo
Thory boy
Tibble Tots
Tinks
Tiny Puppy
Toadie
Tookie
Toot toot
Tooter
Tootie ainge
Toots
Tootsie
Toto d’amour (loving Toto)
Troopy
Troopy-Roopy
Tubby Butt
Tubbz
Tubs
Tuck Tuck
Tuckie
Tuckie Wuckie
Tucksy
Tucky
Tukey
Turd
Turd Butt
Twyliger
Velociraptor
Walter
Wednesday
Wee wee
Weinie Boy
Whopper
Willy
Wimpston
Wimpy
Winnie
Winnie Doodle
Winston
Wittle Boy
Wubby wubby
Zeus a Roo
Zeusie

Conclusion

best golden retriever nicknames

As you saw in the list above, we’ve got lots of butt, fart, and poop references here.

What do you call your golden retriever?

Let me know in the comments below!

And be sure to check out the 2021 Golden Retriever Owners Report to see what the most popular products (like food, treats, toys, and vaccums) are for golden retrievers and their owners.

P.S. Getting a golden retriever puppy? Check out the Golden Retriever Puppy Handbook!

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