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Every Golden Retriever owner needs a wardrobe full of Golden Retriever shirts.
Being a Golden parent is a status symbol.
It means that you are the luckiest person in the world and you have the best dog(s) ever.
It means that your house is covered in sparkling gold fur. And you love it.
It means that you never go to the bathroom alone.
And it means that if you’re ever having a bad day, you can just look down at that sweet smiling face and suddenly everything is ok.
We get it.
That’s why we put together this list of 17 of our favorite Golden Retriever shirts to help you shout to the world that you’re a Golden parent.
Enjoy!
Golden Retriever Puppy Face Shirt
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
You can get this shirt from Amazon here.
Don’t Stop Retrieving Shirt
Hold on to that feeling.
Golden Retriever Hawaiian Shirt
I don’t mean to spoil the rest of the list, but this is my favorite shirt on here.
Get this shirt from Amazon here.
Anatomy of a Golden Retriever
“Selective Hearing Device” is my Golden’s strongest trait.
Get this anatomically factual shirt from Amazon here.
Hip Retriever
The Golden Retriever on the hip is subtle, but still says, “My Golden Retriever is more important than you.”
Get this shirt from Amazon here.
Hippie Retriever Shirt
Looking for a shirt to wear to your next Grateful Dead concert? Look no further.
Get this shirt from Amazon here.
Goldentrovert Shirt
This shirt probably describes most of you reading this blog (as well as the person writing it).
Just A Girl Who Loves Goldens Shirt
Waiting on the “Just a guy who loves Goldens” shirt to come out, but maybe you can enjoy this one for me.
Golden Retriever In The Pocket Shirt
Is that a Golden Retriever in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Get this amazing shirt from Amazon here.
USA Golden Retriever Shirt
If you love America and you love Goldens, you can’t go wrong here.
Christmas Golden Retriever Shirt
It’s like a Christmas sweater in t-shirt form.
Stay Golden Shirt
Stay Golden, pony boy.
You can get this shirt from Amazon here.
Golden Retriever Riding A T-Rex Shirt
If you buy this shirt, please comment below with the reactions you receive. I would love to hear about them.
Get it from Amazon here, wild child.
Life Is Golden Shirt
Can’t beat life as a Golden parent!
Golden Retriever Mama Shirt
Here you go Golden Mamas!
Never Camp Alone Shirt
The term “happy camper” has never been so true as when talking about a Golden Retriever camping.
Harry Pawter Shirt
Would your Golden Retriever be a Gryffindor or Hufflepuff?
Conclusion
There are tons of options to choose from if you’re looking for the best Golden Retriever shirt, and that’s the way it should be!
Did your favorite shirt make this list?
Let me know in the comments below!
And if you liked this article, you’ll love our post about the Golden Retriever Mom Gift Guide!
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